McAmerica.
Okaaaay, so I know all this talking about McDonalds is lowering the tone of this blog. Slightly. OK, so this post is probably of above average tone but still…
This is a McAmerica. Er, I really thought the Mackinos would get this right what with McDonalds being American and all and they still managed to f**k it up. OK, so the bagel wasn’t too bad for something mass-produced, but the “spicy tomato ketchup” tasted generic and well, not spicy. And then the rest was basically a Bacon & Egg McMuffin with some extra bacon along for the ride. And it still contains that plastic-vomit orange cheese that is used as a tile adhesive on the International Space Station. I’m not sure whether I want to continue my McOdyssey to the bitter end but I suppose I will tough it out for consistency’s sake. I think they’ve missed some opportunities though with their geographically incomplete tour. The mind boggles at the prospects for a McOceania, McSouthAmerica and McMiddle East…
Hello there! First time reader here.
I found you when I was googling the McAmerica burger because I loved it for all its mass-produced goodness and am planning on having one tomorrow. If it is still out there, that is. The fancy-pants McDonalds’ website, for all its flashy-annoyingness, doesn’t tell me jack!
Anyhoo, I hated the cat-spew McEuropean too…
Nice blog.
Write on.
Hi
The McOceania is looked after by the McAustralia burger. Its looking like the best one of the lot so far. Its arranged now. I’m off to try one.